December 2011
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My NYE gift to you: The rules of "Wizard Staff"
Buy a case of lager.
Drink one can.
Drink another.
Tape the second can on top of the first (industrial-strength duct tape required)
Continue untill you have a sizeable staff.
ADVANCED RULES: The last two players left that haven’t passed out MUST re-enact the fight between Gandalf and Saruman from The Fellowship of The Ring. A serviceable alternative would be the Duel Of The Fates from...
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I've got another blog exclusively devoted to... →
There’s snippets of creative writing and other bits and pieces knocking about. I’ve got to update that one more.
Thank God.
That old theme was giving me headaches.
Watching the Merchant of Venice.
The one with Al Pachino as Shylock. Watching a Shakespeare play is so much better than reading it; the text just comes alive, especially with competent actors. And I would so dearly love to swap vocal chords with Jeremy Irons.
That's what I'm Tolkien about.
On a binge after watching the Hobbit trailer; Coursework postponed, I’ve reread and finished the Hobbit (one day - a personal best!) and just downloaded Unfinished Tales onto a brand spanking new Kindle. I want to know what the feck happened in Dol Guldor!
How do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on, when in your...
– J.R.R. Tolkien, The Return of the King (via larmoyante)
On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen! On Bilbo, on Boba, on Jango and...
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Sum wurds that I dun rote. →
scruffylookingnerfherder asked: T'was Hevy festival. A good time was had by all.
A Professor's Tale: have you read more than 6 of... →
girlwithgoldeyes:
Bold those books you’ve read in their entirety.
Italicize the ones you started but didn’t finish or read only an excerpt.
1 Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen 2 The Lord of the Rings – JRR Tolkien 3 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte 4 Harry Potter series 5 To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee 6 The Bible 7 Wuthering Heights – Emily Bronte 8 Nineteen Eighty Four – George Orwell 9 His...
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Bane on a Plane: TDKR Prologue.
SPOILERS ABOUND, so if you’re a little squeamish about this sort of thing, stop reading.
To the rest of you; OH MY GOD.
The Joker has, is, and will always be Batman’s greatest nemesis, because he is the personified chaos to Batman’s particular brand of order. But the strength of the Dark Knight’s rogues gallery is their versatility. In Bane, Nolan’s found a parallel...
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A poor-quality bootleg of an as-yet-unreleased... →
That bloody Hans Zimmer song is going to be stuck in my head all day.
zshunununununununununun - BWAAAAAA!