You will need:

• 4-8 friends
• Six cans of lager each
• A DVD of the seminal Patrick Swayze B-movie “Road House”
• Livers of steel

 The rules

• Drink each time someone on-screen says the name “Dalton”
• Drink each time glass is smashed
• Drink each time someone thought Dalton would be bigger
• Drink once for every roundhouse kick delivered onscreen
• Drink once for each nipple shown onscreen (both sexes)
• Drink each time someone says any variation on the word “fuck”
• Drink each time someone in the group laughs at the absurdity of the film.
• Finish your drink when Dalton recites some cryptic, bogus philosophy, e.g. “Pain don’t hurt”.

Try it with the trailer, and you’ve got some idea of the ordeal we’re going to have to go through.